Orphan jokes
Dad?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.