Orphan jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.