Orphan jokes
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.