Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.