Orphan jokes
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.