Orphan jokes
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Dad?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Myself.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?