Orphan jokes
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I am an orphan...
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Dad?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.