Orphan jokes
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______