Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.