Orphan jokes
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.