Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.