Orphan

Orphan jokes

Poker

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Parent

How did the orphan lose its parents?

Its parents never came back from getting milk.

Orphanage

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

Day

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

People

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

People

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Hand

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Mom

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Number

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.