Orphan jokes
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Orphans are cool.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
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