Orphan jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Who needs parents to be great?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Kms.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.