Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.