Orphan jokes
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Who needs parents to be great?
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Kms.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.