Orphan jokes
"Like if u cry everytime."
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Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.