Orphan jokes
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
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Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.