A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
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Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
