Orphan jokes
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
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The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
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Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.