Orphan

Orphan jokes

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Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

Orphanage

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Boyfriend

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

Cereal

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Hospital

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Daddy

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

Boy

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Mom

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

Man

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Night

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.