Orphan jokes
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Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
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What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA