Orphan jokes
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
"Like if u cry everytime."
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How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
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What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.