Orphan jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
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Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
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How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
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Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
"Like if u cry everytime."
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.