Orphan jokes
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.