Orphan jokes
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.