Orphan jokes
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
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Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
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What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.