Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
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When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
