Orphan jokes
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.