Orphan jokes
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
bals
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.