Orphan jokes
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Orphan
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.