Orphan jokes
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I have a fat ass.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.