Orphan jokes
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
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Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.