Orphan jokes
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
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What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hello.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.