Orphan

Orphan jokes

School

    • If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

    What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

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    • Police

    • Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

    Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

    Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

    Human

    • Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

    Boy

    • A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

    Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

    Kid

    • Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

    Answer: He thought he was being adopted.

    Orphanage

    • I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

    God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

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    • Girl

    • Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

    Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

    BAJAHAHAHHAA

    Christmas

    • What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.

    Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌

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