Orphan jokes
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
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Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.