Orphan jokes
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Orphan
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Hello.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.