What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
