Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.