Orphan jokes
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.