Orphan jokes
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."