Orphan

Orphan jokes

Mum

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

Christmas

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Sister

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Phone

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

Criminal

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

People

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

People

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Cereal

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

Parent

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Vampire

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

Cat

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

Adoption center

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Kid

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."