Orphan jokes
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.