Orphan jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
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Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
I have a fat ass.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.