Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?