Orphan jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"