Orphan jokes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."