Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.