Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.