Orphan jokes
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
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Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."