Orphan jokes
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?