Orphan jokes
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""