Orphan jokes
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Big pp suck sook.
Orphans are lonely.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.