Orphan jokes
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Your mother.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.