Orphan jokes

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.

Dads are boomerangs, I hope.

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can’t orphans have milk?

Because their dad never came back.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?

They can't see each other anymore.

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

What song can't orphans sing?

"Sweet Home Alabama."