What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
