Orphan jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!