Samsung jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
