Samsung jokes

Why can orphans only use Samsung?

Because they don't have a home button.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣