Orphan jokes
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
POV: Her name is Alli.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.