Orphan jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Joke.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.