Orphan jokes
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.