Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Mohe?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.