Orphan jokes
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
POV: Her name is Alli.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.