Orphan jokes
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
I have a body count of 7.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.