Orphan jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.