Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
