Baseball Field jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."