Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.