Orphan jokes
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.