Orphan jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.