Orphan jokes
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
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What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
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Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
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What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.