Orphan jokes
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.