Orphan jokes
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
The F in orphans stands for family...
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?