Orphan jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.