Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...