Orphan jokes
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Heh, stupid orphan.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.