Orphan

Orphan Jokes

School

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Orphanage

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Laundry

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

Phone

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Kid

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Difference

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

Parent

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Parent

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

Kid

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Bus

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

Market

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.