Orphan jokes
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.