Orphan jokes
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.