Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Orphan Jokes
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
