Orphan

Orphan jokes

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?

Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW