Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Hiiii!