Orphan jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Orphan, sorry.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Yo momma!
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.