What's the difference between an apple and an orphan.
An apple gets picked
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
what do you call a picture of a orphan selfie
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
If you get offended, leave, how did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No. You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke but the people that do this are.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour
The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys
Why dose the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber
What do you call an orphan like football?because someone will actually give him something
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW
What’s an orphan’s favourite school event?
Home coming
why does an orphan like the beetles because its family friendly
