Orphan jokes

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

Nig

(finish the lyrics)

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

You suck.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.