Orphan jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Like if u cry everytime."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.