Game Show jokes

Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

Family Feud.

Why can't orphans go on game shows?

You need a family member.

Husband: Honey, do you want sex?

Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.

Husband: Is that your final answer?

Wife: Mmmmm.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: No doubts?

Wife: No.

Husband staring a long time at his wife.

Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."