Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Orphans dont have Phones,because the Home Button doesnt work
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family time They don't have a family
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
more than my hometown
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans like familys? because they wish they had one.
Orphans are lonely
