Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Hiiii!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.