I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page...
If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
Why?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
