Orphan jokes

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

Dam.

AIDS?

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

My mom is a chemistry teacher.

Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

How is an orphan like a boomerang?

They always come back!

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.

What phone do orphans have?

An iPhone 10R.

If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Little boy: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Little boy: Your parents.