Orphan

Orphan jokes

My mom is a chemistry teacher.

Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.