Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
DEEZ NUTS!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
PP in the poo poo.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.