Orphan After School

The joke plays on the irony that an orphan, by definition, doesn't have a parent to come to school with them, creating an absurd and darkly humorous situation.

• Orphan
• Teacher
• Dad
• School
• Parent
• Homework

• When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
• When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
• Teacher: Is anyone missing? Orphan: My parents.
• Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.