Orphan jokes

These are meannnnn.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

Reeeeeeeeeeee!

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him too.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!

Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"