Orphan jokes
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Kyler, go on this one.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Orphan
Yeestt?
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!