Orphan jokes
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Your mama.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.