Orphan jokes
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Kyler, go on this one.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"