Orphan jokes
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.