What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Orphan Jokes
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Ready when you are, KK.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KK or Liv?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Your mama.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
