Orphan jokes
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?