Orphan jokes
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Eshay.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Ready when you are, KK.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KK or Liv?
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.