My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Orphan Jokes
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
