Orphan jokes
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.