Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Orphans are cool.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.