Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.