Orphan jokes
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Orphans are cool.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Dmitriy has no mother.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."