Orphan jokes

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.