Order

Order jokes

Bar

    • Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”

    The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”

    Son

    • All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

    The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

    The man said, "My wife does!"

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    • Vampire

    • A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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    • Order memes

    Twin Towers

    • Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

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    • Vegetable

    • Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

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    • Owner

    • A fat man coming in the store.

    Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

    Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

    Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

    Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

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    • Panda

    • A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.

    Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"

    The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."

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    • Wordplay

    • When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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    • King

    • A king ordered to execute a gay man.

    The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

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    • Airplane

    • There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

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    • Devil

    • So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

    A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

    Schizophrenia

    • Symptoms of Schizophrenia

    The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

    Delusions

    Hallucinations

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