Opinion jokes
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
This website is a joke.
I wish you guys all died.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Everyone dislike this.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Orphans are cool.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?