Opinion jokes

Man, I hate the government.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Ted stinks!

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Wack.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!