Opinion Jokes

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Man, I hate the government.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Ted stinks!

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

Wack.

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!