Opinion jokes
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Man, I hate the government.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Ted stinks!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Wack.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!