What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Opinion Jokes
Gwen sucks!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
You guys are crazy!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Tyler is cool.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
These jokes suck!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
