Opinion jokes

Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

These jokes are offensive. Stop!

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Who dislikes my freestyle?

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.