Opinion jokes

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

Gwen sucks!

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?

It was a failure because:

South Americans don’t know the word “please.”

Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”

Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”

Balkans don’t know the word “give.”

Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”

Africans don’t know the word “food.”

Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”

Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”

Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”

Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.

You guys are crazy!

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

Tyler is cool.

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

These jokes suck!

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Who dislikes my freestyle?