Opinion jokes
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Gwen sucks!
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
You guys are crazy!
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Tyler is cool.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
These jokes suck!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.