Opinion jokes
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Gwen sucks!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Tata
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
You guys are crazy!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Tyler is cool.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
These jokes suck!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Who dislikes my freestyle?