How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
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Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
"Knock Knock..." "Who's There?" "Kenya" "Kenya who?" "KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
this name makes me want to close season instead of open it
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Open Wide Here Comes The Airplane
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware
#SpursAreIn9thLOL
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
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My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?
Answer:16
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
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how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
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