The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
