WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now i live in constant fear
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
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What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
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orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
