A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
So one day a teacher asked how many of you have thought of committing suicide half of the class raised their hand but the teacher said “ Where is Jesse and John “ ?
the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....
"Don't let your guard down"
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now i live in constant fear
