One Jokes

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

One's a busy ditch.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

no one:

Taeil: "happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "its merry Christmas"

So one day a teacher asked how many of you have thought of committing suicide half of the class raised their hand but the teacher said “ Where is Jesse and John “ ?

the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....

"Don't let your guard down"

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You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one

Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.

Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."