One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
One Jokes
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
