Old Jokes

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.

To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."

He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

"It never gets old."

"Just like a sick kid!"

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.

Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

Why does a chicken cross the road?

To poop and pee in the potty!

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old

I work at a bank and a old woman asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 US election.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.