Old jokes
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.