How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them
dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it and a pilgrim fell from under it
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... how mae Ingers am I olding up
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
What's great about having Sex with Twenty Eight year olds?
There's 8 of them.
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
What's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There's twenty of them!
