Offender jokes

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

I'm a rapist.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

Rules of dark humor.

1. Everything shall be touched.

2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.