Offender jokes
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
I'm a rapist.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.