I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
I'm a rapist.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
