Offender jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Stop it why offends... asf.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.