Offender jokes
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.