I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girls innocence
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
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