Offender jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Stop it why offends... asf.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.