Offender jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
I'm a rapist.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?