What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Offender Jokes
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Stop it why offends... asf.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
