Offender jokes

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

I'm offended.

- Liberals

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Rules of dark humor.

1. Everything shall be touched.

2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Stop it why offends... asf.

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Why was nine scared of ten?

Because five was a registered twelve offender.

Wait, can I try the joke again?

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)