Amusement and Greetings

It's kinda sad to see people do that. Because you can always tell that they are the ones with problems.

i dont try dumb ass

furry sucker

hey

i dont try either dont waste diamonds on worthless hoe life lesson

the fuck 😭?

ik i try to help them..

trying right here hun

trying right here luv

horried trys yall are so cute

may what

Hey May

TOAST

you littlery begged all of your friends to get you dumb hello kitty shit for your b day who dose that

WADE

tf is you calling luv

ded chat

yeah

so...

so......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

...

come kiss me on my hot mouth

hell no

yes

or kill your dog

u don't have a hot mouth

so to kiss ur hot mouth would be to kiss nothing

opal

its opal?

i think so, the pfp and attitude matches

hi opal!

you think you the shit

bitch

you not even the fart

hi toast

master of my master

...

lip

nut sak

is it u opal?

no

aet but sak

eyesack?

kill yourself

kys

kill yourself

kys

kys

killyourself

ni

o

lo

gayt

gay

i hate queers

and women

me to

and colored folk

racist

rapist

same\

im not im saying you re both

i hate women, gays, colored folk, jews, and anyone whos anything

hi kris

and gingers

hi cosmo

uhhhh im jewish?

...

its my friend a pedphile ginger rapist

You are?

yeah

...

LMAO

...

hi wade

I’m sorry I just found that

its a bit funny

wadeypoo

jakeypoo

cosmopoo

krisypoo

no

yes

Italian condoms

ong

somebody just sat down next to me

idk who it is

i tink its bodhi

real

nobody knows who i am

“WHO YOU?”

MORTAL KOMBAT

fr

JAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HEATER

SHUT UP

YOU ARENT HEROIN MONKEY

FUCK IT I WANT PASTA NOW

Jake is trying to be Heroin Monkey

I WANT FETTUCINE ALFREDO

SHUT UP

Do you guys know Rae dunn

Yknow she makes throws mugs and shit

no

Plates idk yknow

This shit

hi kris

yeah why

^^^^^^^^

Wanna see her in high school

whats meow

She went to school with my grandma and I found her picture in the yearbook

i wanna see you in high school

OMG YEAS

what do you look like

WHOA

smash

She looks like a friend I used to have

GUYS PLEASE

STOP BEING HORNY FOR ONE SECOND

MSASH

MDAHS

I WANNA DUCK HER

APPRECIATE THE HISTORY

AMY STOP

im in the hot teachers class rn

you’re talking

MY NURSE IS HOT

no

ME AND MADI ARE WHOLESOME

NO

MOST OF THE TIME…

NO NO NO NO NO NO

SHE HAS BIG BOOBS

lies

AND A PHAT ASS

WE HAD A REALLY NICE CALL LAST NIGHT

smash

SMASH

IKR

no you didnt

downey looking ass

💀

what’d you talk about

imagine living on LA

WHOLESOME STUFF

WE WATCHED A MOVIE TOGETHER

like sex

AND SHE SHOWED ME HER ROCKS AND SEASHELLS

how

50 shades of gray

debbie does dallas

She shared her screen

TEEHEE

jake get a real girlfriend

SHE IS A REAL GIRLFRIEND BITCH

chill out you’ll get banned bro

NO SHE ISNT

IM TELLING HER

i cant get banned for dis

where’d wade go

up your butt and around the corner

WE’RE MARRIED

im back guys

YOUR 16 SHES 15 YOU PEDO

SHE WEARS A RING

THAT IS SO CRINGY

MY GRANDPARENTS MET WHEN THEY WERE 22 AND 16

"HI GUYS THIS IS MY ONLINE WIFE"

LOVE IS LOVE

u guys married 3 times. when did u guys get divorced twice?

child marriage is only illegal in 15 states

STOP 😭

senpai

lmao

jake get a sex doll shaped like madi

yeah, jake

"I LOVE DOING CALLS WITH HER AND VISITING HER ONCE EVERY 5 YEARS"

STOPPPPP

BRO THATS FOUL

SHE’S ON RN IM GONNA GO TALK TO HER INSTEAD YOU GUYS ARE MEAN

thank god

^^^^^^^^^^^^

good riddance

:)

imagine

(i’m kidding you’re our bestie)

yeah

Kriissy

nvm the kid next to me isnt bodhi

wadeypoo

Wsp man

the sky

lol facts

Yk if Toast is on?

hes at school

he was on earlier

hes not on rn tho

Ooh ok

hi wade

master

Sup

my class is gonna start in a few min

Later we gotta go to the Fucking Temple

HI WADE

Based

WHAT

Yoo

WHAT TEMPLE

how do i become a devotee

The Fucking Temple

I listened to this for 3 hours yesterday

what

you must find a master. toast could be a great one

I listened to you rant about Madi for like…20 minutes

NO

KRIS MADI’S GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS RN

NEVER AGAIN

WHAT WAS THAT KRISSY

HM

AND?

Toast is my master tho

WHAT WAS THAT

IS THERE A PROBLEM WADE?

CHEXK THE IWI

Nooooo, I enjoy our little chats lol

^^^^^^

😭

IWI?

Stop making it sound sexual—

uwu crew

he…didn’t

he can have multiple padawans. now that you are a master yourself, he is no longer your master

im gonna touch your period

it sounds sexual

hi madi

what

hi cosmo

you know what else sound sexual

SEX

I’m not, you’re making it sexual by saying I’m making it sexual, but I can make it sexual if you want~

oh

really?

im gonna finger you asterisk

if you try hard enough

THAT TOO

I’m gonna beat your apostrophe

ew madi lives in florida

THAT AS WELL

WHAT

I MISSED IT

no

wade ill body slam ur ass

bro she said Florda

That

fuck off my man

HES MINE

Easy

im going to disneyworld for spring break

he might enjoy that

gtg

stupid ass bitch smh

You’re gonna what my ass?

ALL YOURS >:)

BODY SLAM

i hope they keep you <4

SHIT. STOP GIVING ME OPENINGS

im gonna track madi down and push her into the roller coaster tracks

FYM OPENINGS"

You have 7 openings

kinky

wtf

i have 3

all for men

i have 82

Openings to day dirty fucked up comedic shit

and women

we all have 3

NO WAIT

DO MORE

We have 7

WE INCLUDING PUSSY HOLES

all for women

EARS AND NOSE

yeah

OR WHOLE ASS BODY WHOLES

Ass cheeks

i

holes*

GIRLS HAVE 8 CAUSE THEY GOT +1 HOLE DOWN THERE APPARENTLY

what the fuck

hoes

im out

no

THANKS MELANIE MARTINEZ

i cant do this anymore

?

JAKE

WHAT

FLAPPERS

asshole, pussy, mouth, eyes, ears, nose

i made him watch K-12 amy

WATCH THE COMMINITY ESPIDOSE

YESSS

SO HE KNOWS

GOOD JOB

IK IK

OMG I LOVE MELANIE BRO

EYES DONT COUNT

HES A MEALANIE MARITNEZ STAN

but ears do?

Melon E martini

if i punctured yours will it count?

<3

MY TEAS GONE COLD IM WONDERING WHY

IF THERES NO EYEBALL THEN MAYBE

I GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL

I GOT OUT KF BED AR ALL

imagine

THE MORNING RAIN CLOUDS UP MY WINKDW

MORNING RAINDROPS ON MY WINDOW

UWUWWUWU

AND I CANT SEE AT ALL

EVEN IF I COULD

HAADUIIUFH

ITLL ALL BE GREAT

USE EYEDROPS

WITHYA PICTURE ON MY WALL

IT REMIND ME THAT ITS NOT SO BAD

ITS NOT SO BAD

NO BRO THHEY HURT

dear stan

EYEDROPS ARE FINE STFU

sorry i aint called or wrote

i just been busy

Broo where’s my pookie wookie

I USE EYEDROPS EVERY NIGHT CAUSE MY EYES GET DRY

you said your girlfriends pregnant now

how far along is she

look

ME DONKE

OH YEEEH

SAME THEU HURT

just

SO USE EYEDROPS

blink

KEEP GOING KRIS

im really flattered you would call ya daughter that

lick them

I DO

THEY HURT

and heres an autograph for your brother

DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT THEY JUST GET DRY

i wrote it on his starter cap

blink more often

WOMP WOMP NIGGA

🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱

screenshotted

doctor flappy ong

Lmao

As if it’s not in the quote book already

its not

Jakey sounds like he wants to be suffocated

with

i would just die instead of have you operate on me :)

YES

FUCK YES HEHEHE

Just put it in there

HAHUHDH

oh it is

the jaws of death.

guys guess what

im actually very trustworthy

Wath

mhm

hi

WATH?

one time, i saved a kid from a bloody nose

Word scrambles!

you probably caused it in the first place bro

so i practically have my doctors license

SCRAMBLE MY INSIDES

bros a hero

Ok

I’ve done my aunt’s medical school assignments for her

he was being a little idiot and fell over

I’m basically licensed

i know.

..........................

Woaaahz

i have a couple bandaids and a rusty saw

why tf u doing your aunts work

im basically a doctor

im basically licenseder

Cause it looked fun

Aunt Cas, DUH.

Pretty sure I’m CPR certified

💀

i am too

oo

so am i ur not special

Madi cmere lemme give you mouth to mouth

Samesies

STOP I WANNA FEEL SPECIAL

girl

throught he screen?

i got certified in 8th grade

are yall first aid certified too smh

NOPE

yeah

i got mine in sixth but i had to renew it or smth smh

rub dirt on it

cryings for girls

WELL I HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE SO FUCK YOU ALL

yeah

NANCY BOYS

run over some kids for me

driving kills people, thats basically negative points

Don’t worry, you’re special to me

ACCEPT

i want thanksgiving food

SAY YES

okay

like stuffing

potato cassarole

cranberry sauce

my mom said we would get starbucks after practice yesterday but she lied

mashe dpotatos

do you like roblox?

i feel so betrayed

green beans

hello

tOAST

DADDY

wsg toast

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its so nice out today

liar

fuck you mean liar

FLAPPYYYY

stealing

no

smash

bro im in the alps kids tie rn

keean made me sign up

i shouldnt be here

oh