What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Octopus.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
