Ocean jokes
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A... B... Sea?
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Beach whales.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.