What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Ocean Jokes
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
A... B... Sea?
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Beach whales.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
