Ocean

Ocean jokes

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.

Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!