Ocean jokes
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.