Ocean jokes
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.