It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.
what is the thirstiest ocean in the world
the gulp of mexico lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys! It's Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
