Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Octopus.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Icebergie is a randy.
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
