Occupation jokes

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?

Chair-y.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?

MC Healer.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

What's black, long and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.

We gotta work ahead, people!

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.