Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Occupation Jokes
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
