Occupation jokes
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Balls maker.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
We gotta work ahead, people!
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.