Nut jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

My name is Myria, my right nut.

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What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.