Nut jokes

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

My name is Myria, my right nut.

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What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

What kind of nuts come in cans?

Creamed a-corn.

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

BofA deez nuts!