Nut

Nut jokes

Friend

    • Me: Let's go to Randy's.

    Friend: There's no Randy's.

    Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

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    • Gay

    • Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

    I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

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    • Nut memes

    Guy

    • Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

    Meme

    • Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

    Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

    Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

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    • Rapper

    • What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

    “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

    Competition

    • Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

    Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

    Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

    Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

    Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

    Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

    Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

    Cd

    • Me: Can I borrow your CD?

    Friend: What CD?

    Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

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