Nut jokes
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Memes
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
I love my family.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Do nut get in my way.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.