Nut jokes
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Memes
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
I love my family.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Nutty.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.