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Nut Jokes

the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident

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What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day

What does one boob say to the other boob

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"

me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese

me: wat is dat?

Siri: sugondese nuts

little william punched little johnny in the face. then little johnny says if u do that again im gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice.