Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
do *nut* get in my way
Do you know who dee is? Dees nuts
DEZ NUTS
why did the chicken cross the road? nut
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Nutty.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
