Nut jokes
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Memes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
I love my family.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Nutty.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.